[EM] OT - Humor:

[Donald Davison]

Date:         Sat, 26 Jan 2002 12:32:12 -0700
Subject:      Fwd: Some new, some old, all humor

>A good pun is its own reword.
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>  Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
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>  A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
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>  A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
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>  My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
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>  Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
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>  Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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>  I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
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>  A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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>  Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
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>  I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
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>  I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave
>  me the axe.
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>  If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality
>  comes from morons?
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>  A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
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>  Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
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>  A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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>  Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
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>  Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
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>  Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
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>  Banning the bra was a big flop.
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>  Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
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>  Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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>  A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
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>  Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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>  A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
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>  Without geometry, life is pointless.
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>  When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
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>  Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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>  Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
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>  When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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