<html><head></head><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; ">Someone is editing Kurt Vonnegut letters for publication. This was online today... I'm struck with "editor" meaning "voter" and "stories" as "candidates"<div><div class="text parbase section"><p>"...I invite you to read the fifteen tales in <em>Masters of the Modern Short Story </em>(W. Havighurst, editor, 1955, Harcourt,<em> </em>Brace, $14.95 in paperback). Read them for pleasure and satisfaction,<em> </em>beginning each as though, only seven minutes before,<em> </em>you had swallowed two ounces of very good booze.<em> </em>“Except ye be as little children ...”</p>
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<div class="text parbase section"><p>Then reproduce on a single sheet of clean, white paper the table of
contents of the book, omitting the page numbers, and substituting for
each number a grade from A to F. The grades should be childishly selfish
and impudent measures of your own joy or lack of it. I don’t care what
grades you give. I do insist that you like some stories better than
others.</p>
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<div class="text parbase section"><p>Proceed next to the hallucination that you are a minor but useful
editor on a good literary magazine not connected with a university. Take
three stories that please you most and three that please you least, six
in all, and pretend that they have been offered for publication. Write a
report on each to be submitted to a wise, respected, witty and
world-weary superior.</p>
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<div class="text parbase section"><p>Do not do so as an academic critic, nor as a person drunk on art, nor
as a barbarian in the literary market place. Do so as a sensitive
person who has a few practical hunches about how stories can succeed or
fail. Praise or damn as you please, but do so rather flatly,
pragmatically, with cunning attention to annoying or gratifying details.
Be yourself. Be unique. Be a good editor. The Universe needs more good
editors, God knows..."</p><div>There are a few more delightful bits if you're interested. Oh, and an inside joke, KV was an atheist for most of his life, and when he wrote this.</div><div><br></div><div><a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/books/2012/11/kurt_vonnegut_term_paper_assignment_from_the_iowa_writers_workshop.html?google_editors_picks=true">http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/books/2012/11/kurt_vonnegut_term_paper_assignment_from_the_iowa_writers_workshop.html?google_editors_picks=true</a></div><div><br></div><div>Jon Denn</div></div></div></body></html>